Last week, we talked about the mother who drove a 13-year-old girl to suicide. She was a heinous monster who should have never had kids. If Minority Report could actually happen, there should be an entire division devoted to weeding out shitty parents.
Well, the fine folks of Minnesota have provided us with another parent who [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Stupid people'
What? My baby doesn’t need a seatbelt! That’s crazy! Pass me another beer.
May 18th, 2009 2 Comments
Tags: AWFUL AWFUL PARENTS · FLY BABY FLY · Stupid people
Kim Kardashian will make you even more stupider still.
April 20th, 2009 7 Comments
Our society is completely effed up.
Our society, in the United States of America, supposedly one of the world’s superpowers, values celebrity over anything else. Not education, not hard work, not intelligence.
How do I know this? Because Kim Kardashian has nearly 400,000 followers on Twitter, she has her own television show, she is viewed as a [...]
Tags: Kim Kardashian · Stupid people · twitter
Stupid people should not be allowed in public
April 14th, 2009 2 Comments
As if I wasn’t convinced by “Rock of Love Bus,” the world is filled with nothing but stupid people. Granted, there are a handful of folks who are able to form linear thoughts, but they are less common than good writing in a Tyler Perry movie.
This was made increasingly more apparent today when I stopped [...]
Tags: Discourtesy · Stupid people
The Angry Rant Presents: The Angry Rant’s News Rant of the Week
March 17th, 2009 5 Comments
Welcome to the inaugural episode of The Angry Rant Presents: The Angry Rant’s Angry News Rant of the Week, wherein we will comment on a news story that is particularly infuriating.
This week’s story comes to us from across the pond, courtesy of The Telegraph. Our comments will be in bold.
Family who are ‘too fat to [...]
Tags: ANGER · News Story · Stupid people
A Message to the Sandwich Shop Customer
February 26th, 2009 No Comments
Yesterday, on my lunch break, I headed over to Quiznos to get my free sandwich. (That’s right, F-R-E-E. And not free like “You need to buy a value meal and get a free coupon to redeem later,” either. It was a legitimately free sandwich. Of course, it was only a small, but still. Free is [...]
Tags: Quizno's Free · Sandwich · Stupid people
Stupid Parents
February 17th, 2009 8 Comments
As I was perusing the internets yesterday, I happened onto the “Yahoo! Answers” site, hoping to find out the real truth behind Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. (I secretly maintain that they are lovers) What I found was even more disturbing.
“Where can I find dirt bike boots for my 2 year old?”
At first glance, [...]
Tags: Dirt bikes · Stupid Parents · Stupid people
Random Thoughts: Old Ladies, Bourbon, and Concrete
February 10th, 2009 3 Comments
I was walking down the sidewalk today, and a group of women approached me, walking four-wide. And did these aging harpies bother to move out of the way so that I could get by without having to alter my direction? NO! They held their line like a Spartan Phalanx during the Battle of Thermopylae. Seriously, [...]
Tags: harpies · Stupid people
Learn How to Give Change!
March 1st, 2009 No Comments
Earlier tonight, I rolled on through the drive-thru at Dunkin’ Donuts to get my fill of DD’s delicious coffee, when I came face-to-face with one of my many pet peeves: Cashiers that don’t know how to hand change to the customers.
When your change exceeds one dollar, you are going to get a mix of paper [...]
Tags: Bills and Coins · Dunkin' Donuts · Stupid people