As previously mentioned, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a terrible excuse for a movie, and it’s as good a reason as any to convince us that Michael Bay has developmental problems. Really, he has a hard-on for special effects (or bright, shiny objects), and coherent, linear thoughts seem to escape him.
Notwithstanding, this man was [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Megan Fox'
Jerk O’ The Week: Every a-hole who says that Transformers 2 doesn’t need to make sense because it’s a mindless action movie
July 6th, 2009 1 Comment
Tags: Jerk O' The Week · Megan Fox · Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
10 reasons that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is an abomination
June 29th, 2009 7 Comments
Despite the box office receipts and the occasional (sparse is a more appropriate word) glowing review from fanboys, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is an abysmal movie. Of course, most of you probably already know that, because something like 10 billion people have already seen it. So odds are you’ve seen it or you know [...]
Tags: Megan Fox · The Angry Movie Review · This movie totally blows · Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Megan Fox’s hotness has hindered her career. WTF?
May 13th, 2009 2 Comments
Have you ever met anyone who seemingly has everything, yet isn’t happy with anything? They are the ones who complain that the 12-CD changer in their Cadillac Escalade isn’t big enough, that their mansion’s bathroom isn’t quite regal enough, and that the supermodel they’re nailing isn’t quite exotic enough.
There is a word for those people: [...]
Tags: HOT GIRL · Megan Fox · Why don't you cry about it
In Memoriam: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green
February 25th, 2009 1 Comment
Well, it’s official: Hollywood’s latest power couple has finally parted ways.
No, I’m not talking about Brad and Angelina, Will and Jada or Harrison and Calista.
This is far, far worse and stings deeper than the biggest barb on the world’s largest thornbush.
Yes, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have parted ways.
…Don’t cry…you’ve got to be strong!
The [...]
Tags: Brian Austin Green · Megan Fox
Breaking News: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are Back Together (but not really)
March 13th, 2009 1 Comment
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that super-hottie/faux-badass Megan Fox has rekindled her lukewarm romance with Brian Austin Green, formerly of Beverly Hills 90210 fame, and currently of the-guy-who-cleans-your-carpets-fame.
Just a few weeks ago, The Angry Rant was among the first to break the news that they had split up due to irreconciable differences [...]
Tags: Brian Austin Green · celebrity couples · Megan Fox