Random Thoughts: Violence Without Cause

February 18th, 2009 by The Angry Rant

The greatest movie of all time, The Godfather, is on television right now. And I can’t help but wonder that everyone who hasn’t seen it is due a swift kick in the face. For real, how has everyone with a pulse that is over the age of 18 never seen that movie? Some things I’ll never understand, like the theory of relativity, or how Dane Cook is popular.

That’s right, The Godfather > Dane Cook.

But that’s sort of obvious, like, more obvious than Dane Cook < a bile of steaming rabbit turds.

Wait, do rabbit turds steam? Or is that just human fecal matter?

Come to think of it, I’ve never actually seen a steaming pile of deuces.

Oh, and Dane Cook sucks.