Have you ever met anyone who seemingly has everything, yet isn’t happy with anything? They are the ones who complain that the 12-CD changer in their Cadillac Escalade isn’t big enough, that their mansion’s bathroom isn’t quite regal enough, and that the supermodel they’re nailing isn’t quite exotic enough.
There is a word for those people: Selfish. Or pricks. That one works too.
Well, Megan Fox, Hollywood’s rookie sexpot, is one of them!
From the IMDB…
Megan Fox has lashed out at Hollywood executives who reject her for movie roles because she is “too beautiful”.
The Transformers star admits she is desperate to be taken seriously as an actress, but is convinced her looks are hampering her efforts to land juicy parts.
And she accuses movie moguls of hypocrisy for creating a film industry based on beauty and then using it as an excuse for rejection on the audition circuit.
She says, “It p**ses me when people f**king complain that I’m too beautiful to get a part. That’s bulls**t.
“You wouldn’t be working if you weren’t attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”
"Oh, this? This is what all good actresses do. It's just an astounding coincidence that I'm hot."
Okay, I’m pissed off. Really, Megan? You’re not getting roles because you’re too beautiful? Really? THAT’S HOW YOU GOT YOUR CAREER. Let’s face it, Foxy, you’re not a great actress. Comparable, maybe. But great? Good is a stretch. In fact, you were downright awful in Transformers, which many consider to be your breakout role.
Having said that, you’re entire career is based off your “beauty.” And while we are at it, you’re not beautiful. You’re not pretty. You’re hot. There is a difference. You’re a hot girl, and to that end, you owe most of your success to your looks. There’s a reason that Michael Bay cast you instead of Amy Adams.
Ever since you’ve been in the public eye, you’ve almost made it a point to flaunt your looks. All those lingerie shots in Maxim and GQ and Esquire and whatever the hell else you’ve posed in are doing little more than to reinforce what we already know: That you’re hot.
And if you want to be taken seriously as an actress, you first need to be taken seriously as a person. And that’s not going to happen if you talk about how you might be bisexual, or how you are a freak in the sheets, or how you are so badass, or how sexsexsexsex.
I’m sure you’re a smart girl. You certainly sound like it, despite your unwillingness to channel Scarlett Johansson (have you ever thought that some people are just eloquent without trying?) in every interview. But really, you’re not good enough of an actress to convince people that you aren’t the super-hot girl. Stop posing in your underwear for every third men’s magazine, and stop taking roles that paint you as the sexually charged vixen.
You may have doomed yourself to a lifetime of these roles. The thing about actors is that the more you know about them, the more you are aware of their public persona, and the less able they are to convince us that they aren’t that person. No one will take Matthew McConaughey serious as slobby video store clerk because his public life is so ingrained in our brains.
And since you make it a priority to make sure that we all know how sexual you are, that’s the only roles that you are going to get. It’s not a coincidence that every movie has a lingering camera shot of your ass. All I’m saying, is get ready for a lifetime of these roles, culminating in 40 years as Stifler’s Grandmother in American Pie 23: We’re Officially Out of Ideas, So Here Are Some Boobies.
Why don’t you go complain some more about how hot you are. I’m sure its killing you knowing that teenage boys and bloggers are pleasuring themselves to pictures of you in a silk bra. Not to mention, have you thought about the fact that for the first time in recorded history, men are actually jealous of Brian Austin Green?
But really, Meggsy, go make some more crappy movies, get some more crappy tattoos, and talk about how dirty your sex life is with Brian Austin Green. Just don’t complain about it.
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Wow, here I thought Megan Fox was a beautiful woman who couldn’t act. So it turns out it’s her looks that are keeping her from the Oscars! Her cleverly understated acting in Transformers was truly a tour de force…I can’t believe she hasn’t been cast in the Piano, part 2. Poor, poor girl. Life is just unfair.
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