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		<title>R-i-i-i-ght.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[TWILIGHT REALLY SUCKS LOLZ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twilight: New Moon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like BarnesAndNoble.com is run by 17 year old girls.

Advice on what? How to be a shitty writer? Or how to be a woman who is completely reliant on men? Or how to be a dullared? Or how to choose between a boring vampire or a boring werewolf?
Oh, I know: How to enslave the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You know who I feel bad for?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Angry Rant</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tattoos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know who I feel bad for? Like really, truly feel bad for? The first guy that got a barbed wire tattoo around his arm. It was probably a special forces guy who got it after &#8216;Nam, with the barbs representing each life he took with ice cold unforgiving vengeance. First, being in &#8216;Nam was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jerk O&#8217; The Week: Every a-hole who says that Transformers 2 doesn&#8217;t need to make sense because it&#8217;s a mindless action movie</title>
		<link>http://theangryrant.com/jerk-o-the-week-every-a-hole-who-says-that-transformers-2-doesnt-need-to-make-sense-because-its-a-mindless-action-movie/</link>
		<comments>http://theangryrant.com/jerk-o-the-week-every-a-hole-who-says-that-transformers-2-doesnt-need-to-make-sense-because-its-a-mindless-action-movie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Angry Rant</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jerk O' The Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megan Fox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As previously mentioned, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a terrible excuse for a movie, and it&#8217;s as good a reason as any to convince us that Michael Bay has developmental problems. Really, he has a hard-on for special effects (or bright, shiny objects), and coherent, linear thoughts seem to escape him.
Notwithstanding, this man was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 reasons that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is an abomination</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Angry Rant</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Angry Movie Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megan Fox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Angry Movie Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This movie totally blows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the box office receipts and the occasional (sparse is a more appropriate word) glowing review from fanboys, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is an abysmal movie. Of course, most of you probably already know that, because something like 10 billion people have already seen it. So odds are you&#8217;ve seen it or you know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jerk O&#8217; The Week: Perez Hilton</title>
		<link>http://theangryrant.com/jerk-o-the-week-perez-hilton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Angry Rant</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jerk O' The Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Perez Hilton]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This edition of Jerk O&#8217; The Week comes to you after much thought and consideration, which led to this idea nearly being scrapped many times over. As most of you have heard (and bless those of you who haven&#8217;t), celebrity blogger (which is code for &#8220;unemployable a-hole&#8221;) and annoying douche extraordinaire Perez Hilton was punched [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jerk O&#8217; The Week: The White Castle Lady</title>
		<link>http://theangryrant.com/jerk-o-the-week-the-white-castle-lady/</link>
		<comments>http://theangryrant.com/jerk-o-the-week-the-white-castle-lady/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Angry Rant</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jerk O' The Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid people OMG]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[White Castle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Didja ever meet someone who you sort of just want to punch? Not actually punch, just maybe give them a shake and say &#8220;Hey! Knock it off!&#8221;? Yeah? Me too.
Meet Ariel Wade, a 37-year-old former exotic dancer from St. Paul, Minnesota. She is engaged in a legal row with the hamburger chain White Castle. Last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That isn’t a cigarette on the ground, and you definitely don’t want to smoke it</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Angry Rant</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Cigarettes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jukey Jukersons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[So Ga-rosssss]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As people, we occasionally we bear witness to some magnificent event that happens but once in a lifetime. Hally&#8217;s Comet, the Aurora Borealis, or Pam Anderson&#8217;s first sex tape. Sometimes these things are glorious, mystifying, or just too effed up to that they make you say &#8220;Wait, did that just happen?&#8221;
What I experienced last week [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s time for another round of stupid celebrity reality show!</title>
		<link>http://theangryrant.com/its-time-for-another-round-of-stupid-celebrity-reality-show/</link>
		<comments>http://theangryrant.com/its-time-for-another-round-of-stupid-celebrity-reality-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:20:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Angry Rant</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I LOVE YOU CHEVY CHASE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kendra Wilkinson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Girls Next Door]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, America. You&#8217;ve gone and done it now.
Just when it looked like you couldn&#8217;t get any lower, you&#8217;ve managed to give Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door her own reality show. To be fair, it&#8217;s a lot like watching Barack Obama give a speech, except that he has a learning disability, fake tits, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Brown is a monster, no doubt about it.</title>
		<link>http://theangryrant.com/chris-brown-is-a-monster-no-doubt-about-it/</link>
		<comments>http://theangryrant.com/chris-brown-is-a-monster-no-doubt-about-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Angry Rant</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Commentary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chris Brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DOUCHE OF THE YEAR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World's Greatest A-Hole]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chris Brown, recent inductee to the Asshole-Hall of Fame, woman beater wing, took to the YouTubes to plug his new album and to reassure us that he is, in fact, not a monster. (I beg to differ. More on that later.)
In the 37 second video, Brown (The same color of shit. Coincidence? Nah.) with an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. George Tiller: A Tragic Figure</title>
		<link>http://theangryrant.com/dr-george-tiller-a-tragic-figure/</link>
		<comments>http://theangryrant.com/dr-george-tiller-a-tragic-figure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 04:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Angry Rant</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Abortion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. George Tiller]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The murder of Dr. George Tiller was a tragedy, regardless of your side of the aisle. He was at the center of one of the most polarizing issues facing our country today: abortion. Dr. Tiller performed abortions, and was lauded by some, and reviled by others. And on Sunday morning, when Dr. Tiller was at [...]]]></description>
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