It’s two in the morning, and there is a bird in my wall. That isn’t a euphemism, either. Like “man, I had this bird in my wall last night! It was crazy!”
There is an actual, live bird, trapped in my wall. A fowl imprisoned in a drywall cage.
I started hearing things a few days ago. [...]
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There is a bird in my wall. Seriously.
April 25th, 2009 1 Comment
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When Good Wine Goes Bad
April 6th, 2009 1 Comment
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90s Nostalgia: California Dreams
April 2nd, 2009 No Comments
Holy eff, remember this show?
It ran on NBC from 1992-96, as a sort of Saved by the Bell meets the Monkees meets Schindler’s List, minus the holcaust and such. It centered around a group of 23-year-old high school kids who formed their own band to fight injustices, such as steroid abuse, alcoholism, sodomy, and poverty.
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The Adam Carolla Podcast
March 24th, 2009 No Comments
Need your fix of the Aceman?
Download yesterday’s podcast with ESPN’s Bill Simmons
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The Greatest Article Ever?
March 22nd, 2009 No Comments
If the situation concering the governmental bailouts of companies that ran themselves into the ground doesn’t anger you enough, then I urge you to go here and read “The Big Takeover” in this month’s Rolling Stone magazine.
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Clint Eastwood: Cantankerously Awesome
February 28th, 2009 2 Comments
As we wrote earlier, Clint Eastwood does not care for the younger generations. And who could blame him? They are spoiled, they’re lazy, they don’t take responsibility for anything, and they smell.
Or, as Clint put it: They’re pussies.
Well, good ol’ Clint is at it again, but this time, he is attacking the politically correct landscape [...]
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2009 Oscar Picks
February 22nd, 2009 1 Comment
The 81st Oscars are on tonight, and although it is mostly just a chance for the film industry to diddle themselves in front of a million viewers, I’ll still watch, because quite frankly, I love movies.
And like any good blogger/film buff, I get to broadcast my picks so you can all see how awesome I [...]
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Random Thoughts: Violence Without Cause
February 18th, 2009 No Comments
The greatest movie of all time, The Godfather, is on television right now. And I can’t help but wonder that everyone who hasn’t seen it is due a swift kick in the face. For real, how has everyone with a pulse that is over the age of 18 never seen that movie? Some things I’ll [...]
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Eccentric Billionaire Behavior: The Dinner Party
February 5th, 2009 1 Comment
We all want to be billionaires, but can’t all be eccentric. As I’ve often said, the key to being a good billionaire isn’t about the money, it’s about being eccentric and borderline mad.
I’ve created this guide to help you along.
First up, The Dinner Party.
Have a room that is exclusively for dining, equipped with one long [...]
