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Tyrese Gibson is a douche

May 27th, 2009 4 Comments

Dear Tyrese Gibson,
How are you? I’m doing well. Pop’s hip is acting up again, but you know him, always tinkering away on his truck. Anyway, there is something that we need to talk about. Before game five of the Western Division finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and Denver Nuggets, you sang the National Anthem. [...]

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What? My baby doesn’t need a seatbelt! That’s crazy! Pass me another beer.

May 18th, 2009 2 Comments

Last week, we talked about the mother who drove a 13-year-old girl to suicide. She was a heinous monster who should have never had kids. If Minority Report could actually happen, there should be an entire division devoted to weeding out shitty parents.
Well, the fine folks of Minnesota have provided us with another parent who [...]

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Megan Fox’s hotness has hindered her career. WTF?

May 13th, 2009 2 Comments

Have you ever met anyone who seemingly has everything, yet isn’t happy with anything? They are the ones who complain that the 12-CD changer in their Cadillac Escalade isn’t big enough, that their mansion’s bathroom isn’t quite regal enough, and that the supermodel they’re nailing isn’t quite exotic enough.
There is a word for those people: [...]

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Photo-ops shouldn’t recreate the worst terrorist attack in our nation’s history. Seriously, they shouldn’t.

April 27th, 2009 1 Comment

Have you ever heard something described as being so stupid that words couldn’t possibly do it justice? Among some of these acts of monumental stupidity are Pearl Harbor (nothing like bringing the United States into the war, eh Japan?) The Pontiac Aztec (here’s an idea: a car that looks like a block of cheese!) and [...]

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Kim Kardashian will make you even more stupider still.

April 20th, 2009 7 Comments

Our society is completely effed up.
Our society, in the United States of America, supposedly one of the world’s superpowers, values celebrity over anything else. Not education, not hard work, not intelligence.
How do I know this? Because Kim Kardashian has nearly 400,000 followers on Twitter, she has her own television show, she is viewed as a [...]

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Stupid people should not be allowed in public

April 14th, 2009 2 Comments

As if I wasn’t convinced by “Rock of Love Bus,” the world is filled with nothing but stupid people. Granted, there are a handful of folks who are able to form linear thoughts, but they are less common than good writing in a Tyler Perry movie.
This was made increasingly more apparent today when I stopped [...]

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No, Twitter, I don’t want to use you. Please continue to be down. Seriously, it’s not like you’re one of the biggest social media sites or anything. God forbid that you actually work consistently.

April 7th, 2009 No Comments

Hey, twitter fans – recognize this picture?
Well, if you’ve used twiter for longer than 30 seconds, you should be aware of that screen, because you see it EVERY EFFING DAY. This screen pops up when too many people are “tweeting,” or leaving stupid little comments like “It’s sunny outside. Better than rain!” or “Mmmmm – [...]

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JonBenet Ramsey: 13 Years Later

March 29th, 2009 3 Comments

Remember the outrage? Remember the resolve in the collective consciousness of America?
It’s been 13 years since the murder of JonBenet Ramsey, the pint-sized pageant queen who was found in the basement of her parent’s home in Colorado. In the aftermath of her death, it was revealed that JonBenet was heavily involved in beauty pageants, [...]

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Is Rihanna a Loser or Just an Idiot?

March 15th, 2009 1 Comment

Some people are stupid. Some are dumb. And others are foolish and imbecilic.
But there isn’t a word in the English language to describe the intelligence (or lack thereof) level of Robyn Fenty, also known as Rihanna, who has apparently allowed Chris Brown to come back into her life, despite the fact that she is are [...]

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Dora the Whore-A. GET IT?!

March 9th, 2009 1 Comment

In an obvious attempt to capitalize on the future low self-esteem of females, Mattel and Nickelodeon announced that they would be releasing an older, updated version of their hit television show, Dora the Explorer. This is to be done because as the younger fans of Dora are growing up, they will need something else to [...]

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