Oh, America. You’ve gone and done it now.
Just when it looked like you couldn’t get any lower, you’ve managed to give Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door her own reality show. To be fair, it’s a lot like watching Barack Obama give a speech, except that he has a learning disability, fake tits, and [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Commentary'
Chris Brown is a monster, no doubt about it.
June 3rd, 2009 1 Comment
Chris Brown, recent inductee to the Asshole-Hall of Fame, woman beater wing, took to the YouTubes to plug his new album and to reassure us that he is, in fact, not a monster. (I beg to differ. More on that later.)
In the 37 second video, Brown (The same color of shit. Coincidence? Nah.) with an [...]
Tags: Chris Brown · DOUCHE OF THE YEAR · World's Greatest A-Hole
Dr. George Tiller: A Tragic Figure
June 1st, 2009 1 Comment
The murder of Dr. George Tiller was a tragedy, regardless of your side of the aisle. He was at the center of one of the most polarizing issues facing our country today: abortion. Dr. Tiller performed abortions, and was lauded by some, and reviled by others. And on Sunday morning, when Dr. Tiller was at [...]
Tags: Abortion · Dr. George Tiller
The MTV Movie Awards: Some Thoughts
May 31st, 2009 1 Comment
Well, the MTV movie awards aired last night, and like any dedicated journalist (HA!), I watched them. Here are my thoughts:
That’s one less monster on the streets
May 12th, 2009 2 Comments
I’ve often accused MySpace of many things: creating the modern day douchebag, pioneering the “super close-up picture so that you can’t tell how fat/gross/ugly I am,” and causing the IQ of teenagers to decline by about 3 points per every minute spent reading every pointless, unintelligible blog that’s riddled with spelling error and poor syntax.
One [...]
Tags: MySpace Monster · YOU SUCK AS A PERSON
Heidi and Spencer are kind of stupid, aren’t they?
April 29th, 2009 No Comments
Lookit, I’m not here to hate on The Hills. In fact, I’ll be the first to admit that I love some “non-scripted” drama. As far as television shows that bring us the lives of over-priveledged and completely self-unaware egomaniacs, The Hills is tops. It’s like the Muhammed Ali of the non-reality reality shows. It’s also [...]
Tags: Heidi Montag · Spencer Pratt · Swine Flu
Tyson Beckford is kind of an idiot
March 31st, 2009 No Comments
Tyson Beckford, the premiere authority in all things fashion, is apparently not happy with the recent trend of models losing the covers of magazines in favor of the run-of-the-mill actors, claiming that the actors and actresses are stealing work from the food-deprived adonisises.
“You have to do a lot of tweaking and airbrushing to get the [...]
Tags: Duh · Stupid Celebrity · Tyson Beckford
Breaking News: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are Back Together (but not really)
March 13th, 2009 1 Comment
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that super-hottie/faux-badass Megan Fox has rekindled her lukewarm romance with Brian Austin Green, formerly of Beverly Hills 90210 fame, and currently of the-guy-who-cleans-your-carpets-fame.
Just a few weeks ago, The Angry Rant was among the first to break the news that they had split up due to irreconciable differences [...]
Tags: Brian Austin Green · celebrity couples · Megan Fox
That isn’t a cigarette on the ground, and you definitely don’t want to smoke it
June 15th, 2009 2 Comments
As people, we occasionally we bear witness to some magnificent event that happens but once in a lifetime. Hally’s Comet, the Aurora Borealis, or Pam Anderson’s first sex tape. Sometimes these things are glorious, mystifying, or just too effed up to that they make you say “Wait, did that just happen?”
What I experienced last week [...]
Tags: Cigarettes · Jukey Jukersons · So Ga-rosssss