The movie was fucking horrible. Just………..horrible. For people that say “its based on a cartoon, its not supposed to make sense” b.s.- the cartoon had an ongoing plot that was simple enough for 4 yr olds to understand. This pos was NOT for children and was not written for anyone with an iq over 15. it was sexually explicit and I am sure I never saw nuts on the cartoon. Megan fox had no point in the story and the tit shots just got irritating. the ebonics robots were just stupid as well as the portrayal of megatron as a puss. bleh. they owe me 20 bucks for having watched the pos. you hear me Bay? Gimme my money back and promise to never film again. EVER.

You expect a deeper plot? ITS A MOVIE BASED OF A FRIGGING CARTOON. What part of this makes you think theres going to be some kind of plot to this film?

Also, Im happy you were offended by the twins. The more people who are offended the happier I am.

Just because this is a “turn-off-your-brain” movie, that doesn’t mean that they need to go out of their way to insult the audience. A few burnt calories from the screenwriters could go a long way to making this movie vastly superior to the first. The entire sub-plot of the human-robot was silly and useless, and the Decepticon’s inability to kill Sam was laughable.

I feel like you cant ever take Transformers seriously. You have to turn your brain off when you see movies like this. Especially sequels. The reason this movie was tolerable, and decent, for me, is because it’s very self aware. It never tries to be anything it’s not. It knows it’s just a stupid action popcorn summer blockbuster. It’s not trying to be anything but. Even the actors admit this.

Is 2 and a half hours too long? Yes, but its made FOR Transformers fans. You can bet people who are die hard Transformers fans (they do exist) loved it.

MIchael Bay is a fine director…of what he does. He’s not trying to direct The Godfather or the Shawshank Redemption. He knows what hes good at and he usually sticks to it. Transformers and Michael Bay are practically made for each other.

The script was at times, awful. However, there were a surprising amount of clever lines dispersed throughout. The only real problem with the script for me is the dialogue from the Transformers.

John Turturros thong…I cant argue this.

The plot does have holes. But only for people who dont really care, like us. I guarantee if you ask a fan junkie to explain the plot in detail, they could. Without any holes.

Megan Fox is…in fact…awful. And my mom will never see this.

Having said that, the movie is nothing to brag about. It’s average at best.

I can’t disagree on a single point you’ve made, they’re all fair and accurate! (and sadly yes, even #10).